January called me 
With mischief on her mind
October killed my confidence
Rather like July
You may love your calendar girls
But apparently
For whatever reason they
Were never really interested
In me

It’s just a joke, 
A laugh at my expense
The universe is mocking all of my choices
I feel  that I’ve earned 
The everlasting scorn
Of some great capricious 
Cosmic oyster

September quite destroyed me
By treating me too kind
March and May ignored my interest
Never knew quite why
You may love your calendar girls
But apparently
For whatever reason they
Were never really interested
In me

It’s all a joke, 
A laugh at my expense
The universe is mocking all my choices
I feel  that I’ve earned 
The everlasting scorn
Of some great capricious 
Cosmic oyster

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