OUCH’ THAT HURT
BY DOREEN Y ©


As I sit in this Chair trembling with fear
Trying not to let it get as far as a tear
“How did you do this” my dentist said to me
It was a caramel choc said I with my cup of tea

“Well I dunno’, it might have to come out
I’ll try and save it, here’s the injection, don’t shout”
Trying not to tremble, I feel the needle’s in
Now I can’t even feel me lips or the end of me chin

I hear the noise of the drill but I feel no pain
I shan’t eat those chocs in a hurry again
Be brave now is running through my mind
Whilst he checks to see what else he can find

Well a clean and polish then that will do for today
That will be £120 pounds please I hear him say
“Are you having a laugh, have you filled it with gold
No it’s my new prices else this practise will be sold”

“It’s the rising costs and with the taxes I have to pay
I am sorry to charge but my rent is due today
And if I don’t cough up, you will lose your dentist too
So pay up and smile, else you’ll have something else to chew”

So I force a grin and pay up, seems I have no choice
Bang goes my Friday night out shouts my inner voice
That’ll teach me not to buy any chocs or sweets again
Else I will be saying Ouch’ that hurt, am I going insane

• Please help: iBandstand search engine terms

  ~ Dr_J
• Fingal's Cave

  ~ SmokeyVW
• Fav artists as collaborators in the dashboard

  ~ Dyl
• Chat character counter.

  ~ musaholic_Studios
• live 12.1 released

  ~ lapskin

• Music on hold

  ~ MojcaCzarka
• Ruby's House of Rock 'n' Roll

  ~ jgurner
• Guitar builder

  ~ Dr_J
• Let's Try Cloudbusting (album)

  ~ SmokeyVW
• Garageband use

  ~ DaoDDBall