We can't find the internet
Attempting to reconnect
There was this girl at this company
She sat at a desk and she worked for I.T.
Nine to five
All her life
When somebody working with technology
Experienced some degree of difficulty
They'd just yelp ("I.T. Girl!")
She would help
She's so busy
It makes her dizzy
But she's got it under control
She's a computer re-booter
Technical support is her role
Keeping you online is her goal
It always amuses her how, even today
Generation X expects that they can stay
And get away with it
Being computer illiterate
But someday soon that older crowd will be replaced
By younger faster college grads, they'll be outpaced
And then will the world
Need an I.T. girl?
(Still) she's so busy
It makes her dizzy
But she's got it under control
She's a computer re-booter
Technical supper is her role
Keeping you online is her goal
I am not afraid, the girl says confidently
There will always be newer technology
And you gotta learn
If you wanna earn
Besides, the girl says, something that I can impart
Generally, people simply... aren't that smart
Stick with me
And maybe then you'll see (that...)
Everybody in the world is an idiot
Everybody in the world is an idiot
Everybody in the world, except for you and me
(But not as much me)
She's so busy
It makes her dizzy
But she's got it under control
She's a computer re-booter
Technical supper is her role
Keeping you online is her goal
She's an I.T. girl
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