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THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

Recorded in August 2005 on GarageBand and originally released on iCompositions.
Released: 30-Mar-2026
Category: Rock
Application: GarageBand
File type: mp3
File size: 9.6 Mb
Plays: 1
Downloads: 0
Weekly plays: 1
Weekly downloads: 0
License: Commerical derivatives allowed; contact artist for permission
Lyrics
PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Here we are at Clams Casino
An alien hotel where they play kino

PIZZA DUDE: 
Here you are, sir

GOOD ALIEN [WIZ]: 
You fellows have done a very good thing, and we appreciate it. Brinkley’s death was a tragedy and an outrage, but the most important thing is the safety of this pizza. It appears we have beaten Galaxio’s this time. The pizza is ours, and Voltran will soon give up and depart from Earth so he can… WHAT THE? OH NO! VOLTRAN!!!

VOLTRAN: 
You thought this was done
But it’s only begun
Time for me to have fun
With my gun

I’m going to be the first buyer
This food spread like wildfire
For the first galactic fast-food chain empire!

We’ve set up shop on Mars
To ship pies to the stars
Your pizza will be ours
Not too far… from…
Now!

Unchain the big thing
Unchain it…

PIZZA DUDE: 
Over my dead body will you succeed
Good always wins over evil and greed

VOLTRAIN: 
Unchain the big thing
Unchain it…

THE BIG THING:
I’m the big thing and I’m so large
That’s why that guy put me in charge
I’m the big thing; I weigh a ton
You will be dead when I am done

I’m the big thing and I’m so mean
My jaws are like a guillotine
I’m the big thing and I crave fresh
I never bathe; my breath’s not fresh

PIZZA DUDE: 
I’ve got a plan, Vice Principal man
Take some of these—

VICE PRINCIPAL: 
What are they, fish?

PIZZA DUDE: 
Anchovies…

THE BIG THING:
I’m the big thing that they let loose
I’m so thirsty… anyone got any juice?
I’m the big thing, but I hate fish
It is my least favorite dish!

What are these?!

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Anchovies!!!

THE BIG THING:
They’re so gross!

PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: 
Now you’re toast!!!

We’ve slain the big thing
We’ve slain it…
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