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Verse 1 Way down in Arizona. Near Woods Canyon Lake. A bushy-trailed creature lurks in the forest, this one’s not a fake. His poor heart is breakin’. His body is quakin’ as he twirls. The locals are worried. They say “he’s a menace to the world.” They start shoutin’, “Kill the mutant squirrel!” Por favor, no maten a la ardilla. Verse 2 The law called out for choppers, a posse, and a medicine man. They set out some bait, but it was too late. The beast foiled all their plans. Into the canyon with PETA companions and some girls. He scurried and scampered and chased all the campers, and the burros. They were screamin’, “Kill the mutant squirrel!” Por favor, no maten a la ardilla. Bridge His freakish size was an accident in a Phoenix lab. Genetic engineering, bad serum, and a lightning stab. Released him in the wilderness, hoping he’d be free. What they didn’t know, what they didn’t plan, couldn’t see, what a sly pest he’d be. Verse 3 Apache pilots were joking. “Our mission is rodent control. We’ll smoke that joker with a Hellfire missile. Watch him toast and roll.” The critter evaded when it heard the rotor blades whirl. It stoked its anger, fur on the back began to curl. What came next, then, revenge of the mutant squirrel. Outro I’m crazy from the heat. I’m dried out in silence. I’ll hide out in shyness. I cried out with violence. I’ll die out with science.
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