Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man

© copyright 2013 jdorrance

1- Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Shaman of the  slacker clan
Fifty going on thirteen;
Brain sauteed philosophies

Aw, Go mushroom, go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

2- Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Camps out in his magic land
Sleeps on ground that's lined with air;
Showers with the birds and bears

Aw,Go mushroom go, go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

Oh, la la la...

Rap:
I liked your magic mushroom thinking cap;
but your whiskey was  sour and your beer went flat;
We'd have jigged if you weren't such a prat
sure, heal us with your..
la la la la....

(music break)
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, ow, ow

3. Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Wipes his bottom with his hand
'Shroomin Funky Lancelot
Romping with the tater tots

Cleans his teeth with gingersnaps;
Trippin on his yoga mat
In front of wise old owl he tokes;
Owl knows the score, thinks 'mangy bloke'

Trades a hundred for a dime;
Peddles stacks of alibis
Transplant flower potted child;
Blimey limey of the isles
Aw go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

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