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Moustache Boogie Shack
Written, Performed and Produced
by S. Reid
All rights reserved © 2023
Intro: Guest initial entry into the Boogie Shack. Hecklers and Stylist greet him.
(*Boogie Shack House Band)
Moustache Boogie Shack
Once you come, you can always come back
It’s the only place to go, for a trim, a buzz and a nice warm blow
The ladies, the ladies are always 10’s
They really like the men who take pride, and keep their moustaches nice.
(Host giving tour)
“Ok, Ok let’s get a few things straight, if you book an appointment then you’re never late.
BYOB to this Grooming Party, walk-ins are welcome but you need to take a seat.
People eat on the floor here, so leave your shoes at the door here.
Every once and awhile, we gotta remind people, one last thing.”
(*Boogie Shack House Band)
If you’re feeling less than your freshest
Please use the powder room, come back to us shiny and clean.
Moustache Boogie Shack
Once you come, you can always come back
It’s the only place to go, for a trim, a buzz and a nice warm blow
The ladies, the ladies are always 10’s
They really like the men who take pride, and keep their moustaches nice.
(Host sitting with guest)
“Phew. Is this your first time? I don’t think I’ve seen you before.
Pay no attention to what’s going on over there on the floor.
We don’t judge here, so just sit back and enjoy.
It doesn’t matter what you want, we’ve got it all here.”
Guest sits in chair for grooming
(*Boogie Shack House Band)
Moustache Boogie Shack
Once you come, you can always come back
It’s the only place to go, for a trim, a buzz and a nice warm blow
The ladies, the ladies are always 10’s
They really like the men who take pride, and keep their moustaches nice.
(Host returns to guest)
“Phew!!! Look at that Stash!!! You clean up real good.
Now you see the line up. Why are they lined up you say?
They want a tickle. When I say ‘a tickle’ you know what I mean…
They wanna come for a ride I think. What do you think?”
“Woah!!! Look at what time it is, this Party is almost over.
Oh well, there is always tomorrow.”
“Moustache Boogie Shack”
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