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Así pasó, que sucedió, esta historia de amor fugaz inesperado, apasionado, loco y rapaz. Hacía un calor abrasador yo lavaba el auto en la vereda vos te acercaste y te mojé con mi manguera. -¡Qué hacés, pelotudo!- gritaste -¡Cornudo! ¡Te voy a matar! Y tu remera transparentaba tu anatomía veraniega. -Perdoname, fue un impulso no me pude controlar! Dejáme ofrecerte algo para tomar. -¿Querés Sprite o Coca Light? ¿un mate, un café o una cerveza?- Me sonreíste y me pediste tomar de mi manguera! (guau!) Una explosión de pasión casi hace estallar mi corazón pues la agarraste y te tomaste dos litros de un tirón! -¡Qué tipo macanudo!, Gracias por la invitación- Me saludaste y te alejaste meneando tu pantalón. Y yo me quedo solo no podía ser de otra manera las cosas son así... cuando las hago... ...a mi manguera! English -------------------------- This is how it happened, what happened, this story of fleeting love unexpected, passionate, crazy and rapacious. It was scorching hot I was washing the car on the sidewalk you approached me and I soaked you with my hose. -What are you doing, a#ole," you shouted at me. -Cuckold! I'm going to kill you! And your t-shirt showed your summer anatomy. -Forgive me, it was an impulse I couldn't control myself! Let me offer you something to drink. -Would you like Sprite or Diet Coke? A mate, a coffee or a beer?- You smiled at me and asked me to drink from my hose. (wow!) An explosion of passion almost made my heart burst because you grabbed my hose and you drank two liters in one go! "What a cool guy, Thanks for the invitation" You waved at me and walked away wiggling your pants And I'm left alone it couldn't be any other way that's the way things are when I do them... with my hose.
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